Five Clean Jokes You Can Tell at a Small Business Networking Event

There is no better way to break the ice at a small business networking event than a little humor as long as it's in good taste.  Here are 5 jokes that you can tell in mixed company without repercussions:

1.  One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. 

An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned 1-1/2 hours later with a black eye. 

"Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked. 

"No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake." 

2. A man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and that he should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day, the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take those to the zoo."The man replies, "I did. Today, I'm taking them to the movies."

3.  When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged.  Don't be ridiculous," Adam responded. "You're the onlywoman on earth."

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve" What are you doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs."

4. A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then? Because She can still drive'

5. A man was telling his neighbor: 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor, 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty..'